Here are your horoscopes for today, May 7th, courtesy of Jen Bem.

Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend horoscope forecasts online Tuesdays through Thursdays and in b, the paper Mondays and Fridays.

Aries 03.21 – 04.19
Loosen up and go out with a couple of the guys from the office and have a beer for happy hour. I promise, they are really people once you get them outside.

Taurus 04.20 – 05.20
Surprise your significant other (or candidate for the job!) with movie tickets tonight. The spontaneity is sexy.

Gemini 05.21 – 06.21
Get a new pair of shoes or DVD to congratulate yourself for a job well done on that project. Kudos to you.

Cancer 06.22 – 07.21
Roses are red. Violets are Blue. If you forget to brush your teeth again, no one will be friends with you. I’m just saying…

Leo 07.23 – 08.22
It’s hump day! Celebrate by going to a local bar and hitting up happy hour. Maybe see who you can take home.

Virgo 08.23 – 09.22
Stop neglecting your friends. They miss you. Call up some of the people you haven’t seen in a while

Libra 09.23 – 10.22
Embrace your inner artist. Pick up a sketchbook (they sell them at coffee shops!) and draw whatever pops into your head.

Scorpio 10.23 – 11.21
People like you. You’re charming and you have a way of getting what you want, but don’t over do it. It’s just obnoxious.

Sagittarius 11.22 – 12.21
So you messed up big time. There’s no point in crying about it now. Put on you big kid pants and try to fix it.

Capricorn 12.22 – 01.19
Don’t act dumb around that person you’ve been trying to impress. Intelligence is the new hot accessory.

Aquarius 01.20 – 02.18
Change your sheets. You’ve gone well beyond the recommended month between changes. They are going to start disintegrating.

Pisces 02.19 – 03.20
Today is hump day. Do I really need to spell it out for you?

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