Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, May 21st, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

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Aries 03.21 – 04.19
Your partner or current flame is really trying your patience, but let it slide. Give the benefit of the doubt and try to be supportive.

Taurus 04.20 – 05.20
You’re totally feeling the whole vintage look today. Call it nostalgia or a newly recognized fashion sense. Either way, the thrift store is going to be your new best friend.

Gemini 05.21 – 06.21
Cut the bad attitude! Someone must have woken up on the wrong side of something today. Have a cookie and be happy.

Cancer 06.22 – 07.21
In case you were wondering, no, you’re not speaking Greek. People just aren’t catching onto your ideas today. Better luck tomorrow.

Leo 07.22 – 08.22
Money isn’t everything, but it sure helps a lot! Today, you’re going to need to keep your monetary goals in sight and resist the temptation to splurge on something fancy.

Virgo 08.23 – 09.22
You’re in this crazy, domestic mood today. Use it to your advantage and cook dinner for that hot neighbor down the hall or as a thank you for one of your friends.

Libra 09.23 – 10.22
You’re being really needy lately. Knock it off or your friends are going to get you a cat to tell your problems to.

Scorpio 10.23 – 11.21
Try to keep it in your pants tonight when you head out with your friends. You can’t afford coming in late again the next day again.

Sagittarius 11.22 – 12.21
Everyone else has been so stressed out and needing your help lately you’ve completely neglected yourself. Rent a movie and relax. You can turn off your phone for a few hours, they’ll get over it.

Capricorn 12.22 – 01.19
You have friends-with-benefits for days like today. You’ve been thinking so many dirty things a hooker would blush.

Aquarius 01.20 – 02.18
Stop talking about it and go check out a gym. Staying healthy is way hot

Pisces 02.19 – 03.20
Don’t be paranoid about people talking behind your back. You don’t have anything to hide, so nothing they say could be that bad.

Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend horoscopes Tuesday through Thursday online and Monday and Friday in b, the paper.

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