Here are you astrological predictions for Tuesday, May 20th, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

It’s going to be a long week before the long memorial day weekend so take a look ahead and be prepared…

Aries 03.21 – 04.19
Don’t be fooled by outward appearances. That hot girl in the office next door is actually pretty smart. Try not to look like an ass.

Taurus 04.20 – 05.20
You’re psyched to see all of your friends on this long Memorial Day weekend coming up. Start stocking up on hot dogs, hamburgers and beer.

Gemini 05.21 – 06.21
Don’t blow off your friend today when you get a phone call asking for advice. After that last break up you had, you so owe him.

Cancer 06.22 – 07.21
Give in to the urges you’ve been having and have a go at the monkey bars outside your apartment. Everyone has to embrace their inner child every now and again.

Leo 07.22 – 08.22
Remember to pack your sunscreen today. An impromptu outdoors session, be it lunch or a walk with some friends, will leave you extra crispy otherwise.

Virgo 08.23 – 09.22
Sit down with your BFF today and talk over this problem you guys have been having. What good is having a best friend if they are mad and don’t want to hang out with you?

Libra 09.23 – 10.22
You’re totally going to splurge on something fabulous but unnecessary today, big surprise. Make sure you really need it and you’re not being too terribly impulsive.

Scorpio 10.23 – 11.21
Men and women can be on two totally different wave lengths at times, so don’t be surprised if you’re trying to explain something to your friends of the opposite sex. They just don’t get it

Sagittarius 11.22 – 12.21
Your optimism is suffocating today. Either you had an extra shot in your espresso this morning or you swallowed happy pills from hell. Don’t be surprised if your coworkers hate you for a while.

Capricorn 12.22 – 01.19
You want to do something spontaneous today, but try to keep it tame. No new tattoos, please! The world has enough bad body art.

Aquarius 01.20 – 02.18
Your outward disdain for that one obnoxious coworker is so apparent everyone else knows but her. For civility’s sake, try and keep it that way.

Pisces 02.19 – 03.20
Your sweet tooth is calling, blame it on the stars and try to squeeze a scoop or two of ice cream into your diet.

Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend astrological forecasts online Tuesday through Thursday and in b, the paper Monday and Friday.

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