Here is your daily dose of astrological predictions courtesy of Scopetress, Jen Bem.

See what the universe has in store for you today…

Aries 03.21 – 04.19
Sometimes you just need to say ‘no’. And remember, no MEANS no. You’re getting swamped with other people’s work and your own is suffering.

Taurus 04.20 – 05.20
Stop being so cocky! I agree you’re pretty awesome, but a) not everyone cares and b) everyone doesn’t agree.

Gemini 05.21 – 06.21
Two days until the weekend! While that may not seem like an accomplishment, you need to persevere and push through. The weekend will be so much better than this week has been.

Cancer 06.22 – 07.21
You’re always complaining about how you want fresh, organic food. I know, you want to help save the world. While your at it, support local farmers by going to the Baltimore Farmers’ Market on Sunday morning.

Leo 07.23 – 08.22
Stop acting like you’re always wrong. It gets obnoxious because everyone around you knows that isn’t how you really feel. Stand up and say something. People will respect you more.

Virgo 08.23 – 09.22
The best way to get respect is to give it. That doesn’t mean you have to like everyone. Just make sure you don’t talk behind their backs while they can still hear you.

Libra 09.23 – 10.22
You’re hot and all, but trying to flaunt your ‘hottness’ to everyone is not attractive. Just try be a little more demure, I know it’s hard.

Scorpio 10.23 – 11.21
CHILL OUT. God, go get a green tea latte or something and just relax. You’re way too spastic.

Sagittarius 11.22 – 12.21

Go out for dinner tonight with your friends! Treat yourself to something nice, your inner foodie will thank you.

Capricorn 12.22 – 01.19
Listen to your instincts. If you don’t feel comfortable with a situation, don’t go for it. You’ll be kicking yourself in the end.

Aquarius 01.20 – 02.18
Hooray for hump day! Go out tonight and see if today lives up to its suggestive name.

Pisces 02.19 – 03.20
Do not go out tonight. It may seem like a lot of fun and everyone is going, but if you are late to class/work tomorrow, life is not going to be good for you.

Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend horoscopes Tuesday through Thursday online as well as Monday and Friday in b, the paper.

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