Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, June 24th, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem

See what’s in your cards today…

Aries 03.21-04.19
You are trying hard to impress you boss or current flame and it is showing. Tone it down, otherwise you’ll be seen as a clingy brown-noser.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
No matter what you do, people are going to think you’re smart and take your advice on. Be sure to mention to that girl across the hall that electric blue eye shadow is not flattering. In a nice way, of course.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
You are one sexy, savvy thing today. Work what you have and show your newest flame just how hot you can be.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Your good looks and good luck are coming together. Don’t be surprised if people at the office finally confess they have crushes on you. It’s all part of your charm.

Leo 07.22-08.22
That ‘little’ slip up you had in front of your boss last week is coming back to haunt you. Just play it cool (again) and apologize. A lot.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You are the flirtation master today. Be careful you don’t send the wrong signals though, you don’t want the greasy mailman to think you have a thing for him.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Make sure you eat your Wheaties today, you’re going to need the energy. Things are about to get really busy.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
When someone says ‘flip-flopper’ to you, you think really comfortable shoes. Today is a great day to read up on the presidential candidates and know your current events.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Don’t feel shy about asking for help on that project you’ve been struggling with. People are really willing to help you out today.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
You had a couple super happy pills today, didn’t you? Nothing can even come close to killing your positive buzz.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Save the drama for your mama. Seriously. Everyone is over hearing about how ‘awful’ your life is. It’s really not that bad.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
All the emotional baggage you’ve been carrying is going to bubble out of you. Stay clear of your partner and best friend, they just won’t understand.

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