Today’s horoscopes
by JenBem | June 11, 2008 at 6:00 am
Posted in horoscopes
Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, June 11, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.
See what the stars will have in store for you…
Aries 03.21-04.19
Being sentimental when you hear you and your ex’s song on the radio is understandable. But you’re still not allowed to call that person. Unless you’re asking for trouble.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Don’t be afraid to ask for advice today from your mother, father, best friend or that guy next to you on the bus (well, maybe not him). Everyone will tell you something useful.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
Why don’t you finally take the opportunity to ask that cutie down the hall for some help with work? It doesn’t matter if you can do it on your own; breaking the ice is key.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
Maybe it was the Chinese food you had last night, but you are in a very bad mood today. Take a breather and try being nicer.
Leo 07.22-08.22
Embrace that ‘do-good’ feeling you have and do something to help out the community. Even if it’s just picking up trash, you’ll have made a difference.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
You’re up to your eyeballs in drama you certainly don’t have time for. Step back and figure out how you got yourself into this, it will help you figure out how to get out of it.
Libra 09.23-10.22
Things are falling and crumbling all around you, but be the savvy person you are and make the best of it. Build something fabulous with the pieces.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You are just a sunny beam of positivity today. While your happiness turns some of your coworker’s stomachs, it is a welcome addition to the office.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
You want a night to yourself, away from everyone else and their problems. Take it, it’s the last quiet night you’ll have for a while.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Bring your lucky horseshoe and rabbit’s foot with you everywhere today. You have bad luck following you like paparazzi on Britney.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Splurge on dinner out with friends tonight. What is the point of making money if you can’t have a good time now and again?
Pisces 02.19-03.20
Everything is going to piss you off today. Be careful not to go off on anyone important.
Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend horoscopes Tuesdays through Thursdays online and Mondays and Fridays in b, the paper.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.



















Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to comment.
Don't have an account? Register Here | Forgot your password?