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Today’s Horoscopes

by JenBem | July 9, 2008 at 6:00 am
Posted in horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, June 9, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

See what’s in your cards…

Aries 03.21-04.19
Opportunities will seem to simply fall into your lap today. Make sure you recognize them for what they’re worth and don’t pass up something amazing.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Hanging out with an old friend today will make you remember all the good ol’ days when all you had to worry about were cartoons and what toy came in your Happy Meal.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
There are some major changes that are going to happen in your life and you’re feeling apprehensive about them. Relax and let it flow, you can’t stop things from happening so you might as well enjoy it all.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Be prepared for some fights when you get home today. Either you’ve angered your roommate or your significant other, but you’d better start thinking of ways to make things better.

Leo 07.22-08.22
You’re considering making a decision today that may not be very good for you in the long run. Consult some friends and talk it over. In the end, it’s your decision, but they may help you see things more clearly.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You may find yourself dragging by mid-afternoon. If you can’t take a nap, make sure you step outside and breathe some fresh air. It will be the extra little burst you need to get you through the day.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Today you’ll find that your worst critic is yourself. Whether you think your hips are too big, your pecks are too small or the fumble on your last presentation was colossal, you are only able to see the negative. Cut yourself a break.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You may want to consider splurging on an iced coffee or energy drink to keep you going throughout the day. Sleeping at your desk is frowned upon.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Shake yourself out of this self-pitying funk you’ve been in lately. The “woe-is-me” look is not doing it for you.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
You’re ready for a rough-and-tumble romp in the bedroom tonight. Convincing your partner to take part won’t be difficult at all.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Your best buddy has a major case of the blahs. Since you’re in no situation financially to buy him or her out of the blues, hanging out will do the trick.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
The comment you shouldn’t have said, but slipped right off your tongue, has you in hot water with your sweetheart. Sometimes, saying you’re sorry is the only way to really make things right.

Jen Bem provides your daily horoscopes Mondays through Fridays online and in b, the paper. To have your horoscope texted to you, text 25808 with the keyword: b(your sign here).


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