cover read
  • Advertisement

    • video still
    • video still
    • video still
    • video still
    • video still
    • video still
  • Advertisement

Today’s Horoscopes

by JenBem | July 23, 2008 at 7:00 am
Posted in horoscopes




Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, July 23, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

See what lies in your cards…

Aries 03.21-04.19
You’re used to being in charge and in control in all situations in your life. Today, you may find yourself uncomfortable because you won’t be in control of everything going on. Chill out and see how the rest of the world lives for once.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
The weekend is getting closer and you couldn’t be more excited about it. Consider having a get-together at your place with some of your friends and start planning for it all now.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
You are in serious need of companionship today and your chatty roommate just isn’t doing it for you. Consider getting a pet or calling a friend. At least a dog or cat won’t try to analyze your life for you.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Even though you’ve been trying hard to stay healthy, you may have found yourself indulging in one too many sweets. Today is the perfect day to get back on track and eat some fresh fruits and veggies.

Leo 07.22-08.22
“Heartbreaker” is not a word you would normally associate with yourself, but today you’ll discover just how many people disagree with you. While it will be nice to know that so many people find you appealing, you may feel slightly awkward about it all.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You’ll be privy to some changes that are happening at your job today. Be ready to jump on any new opportunities as they present themselves.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Keep how you feel about a certain coworker quiet. Otherwise, you will find yourself in the middle of an office scandal that will cause your boss to take notice — and not in a good way.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You may find yourself going over past relationships today to figure out exactly what went wrong and why. It would not benefit you, however, to call all the people in your past. Aside from the awkwardness, it would just take to long.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Generosity is your middle name. You don’t mind giving your time or energy to any new project, especially one for a good cause. Just be sure if you give your time today, you won’t regret it all tomorrow.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
A new love interest will try to impress you with all of his or her great accomplishments and titles today. Be patient with this person, he or she is just trying (a little too hard) to get your attention.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Mellow out for a while. You’ve been working so hard at your job that you haven’t taken anytime for yourself lately. Staying home with a cup of tea is just the remedy you need.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
You’re feeling a little bit wacky today, a side effect of all the extra work you’ve had piled on you. See if you can sneak out early and go work off some of your craziness with your friends.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.


You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

AddThis Social Bookmark Button