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Today’s Horoscopes

by JenBem | July 24, 2008 at 6:00 am
Posted in horoscopes




Here is your astrological forecast for Thursday, July 24, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

See what today has in store for you…

Aries 03.21-04.19
Today is about being accepting of other people’s talents and faults. If you want to be as productive as possible, you need to do a better job of understanding how to use this knew acceptance to your advantage.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
If you’ve hurt a friend’s feelings by jumping to conclusions or blaming him or her for something that wasn’t his or her fault, today is the day to give her a heartfelt apology. You are at your most sincere.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
You’re in the mood for some serious relaxation. Hone your skills on your favorite game or just lay back and watch some TV. Whatever you do, make it super relaxing.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
All the people who you are interested in will come to you today complaining of mixed signals. While you may not consciously know you are sending them out, they are picking up on each one of them with lately.

Leo 07.22-08.22
The word “bill” has now been added to your list of unspeakable four letter words. Your finances are getting seriously out of control so take a little time today and try to straighten things out.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Your extra naughty side is showing through that innocent demeanor. You’re also feeling bold enough to act on all your naughty thoughts, so call your honey and tell him or her to come home early.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Trying to please everyone and keep things calm is in your nature, but today you’re going to discover a few situations in which you just can’t play peacemaker. It’s not your fault; some problems are just too big, even for you.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You’re feeling less than fabulous today, mainly because you’ve had so much to do and been under a lot of stress. If you can’t call out of work, try to take a break or two so you can relax a little.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Remember that special event that is coming up soon? You don’t want to be the one who forgets a special anniversary or birthday.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Finding some humor in everything is your specialty. Today, you will put it to good use amusing your friends and coworkers and making yourself seem super witty.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
You are just radiating hotness today, and it isn’t because of the heat index or lack of air condition. Strut your stuff and don’t be too surprised if you turn a few heads.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Keep quiet today if a friend tells you a secret. Blowing his trust not only would end the friendship, but it will make you feel like a jerk in the long run, too.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.


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