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Today’s Horoscopes

by JenBem | August 13, 2008 at 7:00 am
Posted in horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, August 13, courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

How will the rest of your week go?

Aries 03.21-04.19
Keep a pen and paper near you today because those creative juices are flowing. Even doodling could cause you to think up a great new plan for work or even sketch out a masterpiece.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Watch your mouth around coworkers. However you mean some of your comments, they will be misconstrued and taken out of context which will cause hurt feelings and office drama, which is never fun.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
You are all over the place today. First you’re happy, then you’re sad and later you’re pissed off. You can’t figure out what is making you so indecisive, either. Luckily, you can decide to go home and not subject anyone else to your moods.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Stress seems to be taking over your life right now and it looks like there’s no way to regain control from the madness. Now is a good time to practice meditation and relaxation techniques to keep sanity.

Leo 07.22-08.22
After weeks of not hearing from your out-of-state friend (and making no effort to call, either) you’ll begin to realize how much you miss their company. Take time out of your schedule to call or write an email just to say “hi.”

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Everyone has those ‘I don’t want to grow up’ moments. This afternoon you’ll find yourself in one. Embrace your inner child and hang out on the swing set in the park, you’re never too old to swing a little.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Sunshine and fresh air are your best friends today. All you want to do is get outside and get them both in. You’re trying to milk this summer for all it’s worth.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You want to lend a helping hand to anyone you meet today. Don’t let the desire to help others mean you forget about taking care of yourself.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Let your honey know you’re in the mood for some frisky fun tonight. No one is a mind reader, so you may have to drop a few hints about your intentions tonight. Don’t worry, he or she will gladly follow your lead and thank you tomorrow.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Today you’ll find yourself considering the cosmos and where you fit in to the scheme of things. Use this contemplative time to figure out new and exciting ways to make your mark on the world.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Ignore that guy who’s been talking trash behind your back. He has nothing better to do than sit around and be jealous of how awesome you are. Don’t start a squabble though, he’s not worth your time.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
You’ve been thinking about your education lately. Today you will find reasons to think even more about taking it to the next level. Give the idea of furthering your education serious thought.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.


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