Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, August 19, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

What do the cosmos have in store for you?

Aries 03.21-04.19
People will be surprised that your head fits through doors today. Your ego is so big it’s a wonder you even notice others, especially those you deem “beneath you.” Having good self-esteem is fine, but to think you’re above everyone else is obnoxious. It’s time for a reality check.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
An old friend will try to get back in touch with you. Don’t ignore him; he’ll think you’ve stopped caring and will stop calling. You can spare a few minutes from your schedule to say hi.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Mr. Opportunity isn’t just knocking at your door today, he’s beating it down. Unfortunately, you’re so caught up in all the other stresses of your daily life you might miss out. Keep your eyes open.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
You’re not usually passive or shy, but today you can’t get the guts to stand up and be heard. Luckily, you’ll be able to speak up and get your opinions heard tomorrow when you’ve got your snap back.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Finances are going to cause you major stress. You need to make sure you carry the one and add up all your receipts again, because just a little mistake will cost you big time.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Jealousy is rearing its ugly head today. You may not have realized, but all that bitterness you feel toward a friend is really you being jealous of something she has accomplished.

Libra 09.23-10.22
When you fall, you fall hard. You diet plans have been scrapped for the past few days and your waistline is beginning to take notice. Hit the gym now and work in some cardio, you don’t have the cash to be buying a new wardrobe.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Avoid being the gossip today, even though it will be tempting to tell those juicy secrets you found out about someone in your group. You don’t need the extra drama it will cause.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Indulge this afternoon in your guiltiest pleasure. Grab some chocolate or a favorite sappy movie and indulge in whatever makes you happy and relaxed.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Your body is banging today and you’re ready to show it off. For whatever reason, you have no problem feeling hot and sexy. Go you. Rock that sexy outfit you’ve wanted to wear for a while.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Keep your eyes and mind open today. Someone will cross your path who has an important lesson to teach you, but if you’re too close-minded to see it for what it is, you’ll miss out.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Your creative juices are spilling over today. Keep a notepad to jot down ideas for whatever it is you’re planning. You wouldn’t want to forget the best idea you’ve ever had because you didn’t have paper near.

Jen Bem provides your weekly and weekend horoscopes Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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