Today’s Horoscopes
by JenBem | August 20, 2008 at 7:00 am
Posted in horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, August 20, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.
What’s in your stars?
Aries 03.21-04.19
Little, random acts of kindness and generosity will make you feel better about yourself today. It’s killing two birds with one stone; you get to help someone out and you get that warm, squishy feeling inside afterwards.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Catching a quick nap this afternoon will help prepare you for events tonight. So what if it’s Wednesday? That doesn’t mean you can’t hang out and party with the best of them.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
Some interesting rumors are going around about you in your circle of friends. You can choose to set everyone straight, but it might be fun to let them think you were captured by ninjas, or that you hooked up with that super hot model. At least you’ll get a kick out of how ridiculous it all is.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
All you really want to do is slip out of work a few minutes early and soak up some sunshine. Sitting inside all day can make you want to do some crazy things.
Leo 07.22-08.22
A family problem will resurface either in the form of a phone call or a family member seeking you out for help. You’ll feel obligated to fix whatever is wrong, even if you know some family drama is irreparable.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
A person from your past is going to spring up again. You had just about ruled out ever speaking with this person again, so it will come as a shock when you get a phone call.
Libra 09.23-10.22
Keep your cool when accused of something today that isn’t true. You know you’re innocent and you can prove it, too. Keep your dignity and don’t yell back or be petty. You’re far above that.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Figure out what it is you want out of the training you are required to do. Make sure if you’re going to be busting your butt to learn new things, so will everyone else.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Admit that you’re wrong today. Holding on to an argument, even when you know you’ve messed up, is stupid. You’re only going to hurt the other person’s feelings and yours run a great risk of getting hurt too.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Make time for your significant other today. You’ve been rushing around and taking care of everything else except your honey. He needs some of your love and attention, too.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Letting go of a past grudge is hard, especially for you. Today you’ll decide if holding on to all that pent-up animosity is healthy for you or if you should forgive and forget.
Pisces 02.19-03.20
Keep an open mind today, especially when you meet someone who is different from your normal crowd of friends. This new person has something great to offer you, but you have to be open enough to receive it.
Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.
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