Here is your astrological forecast for this weekend courtesy of your resident scopetress, Jen Bem.

How will the weekend go for you?

Aries 03.21-04.19
Party people everywhere are going to be calling you to hang out. Blame it on the fact that you love to be the life of the party. Just remember, you do have to be functional come Monday morning.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
This weekend you’ll be overcome with lusty thoughts and ideas. It’s the perfect time to call up an old flame, or even better, try things out with that new cutie you’ve had your eye on lately.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Your playful attitude and sassy nature are going to attract some prospects this weekend. Even if you’re not single, having someone tell you how amazing you are has never hurt anyone.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
News flash: you are not perfect. Just wanted to be sure you knew that since this weekend it seems your goal in life is to point out everyone else’s imperfections. You wouldn’t want them turning the mirror around.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Speaking your mind and telling it like it is, no frills, is one of your talents. Unfortunately, one of your downfalls is you don’t know when to rein it in. You’re going to accidentally offend someone important to you and it’s going to take work to get back in his good graces.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Don’t get pissy with your friend because she flakes out every now and then. Your patience will be tested when it comes to this, but remember, you’ve had crazy things come up recently and had to bail, too.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Some fierce fun is in your immediate future. Whether your weekend is planned out or you’re going for the spontaneous approach, it’s going to rock. Try not to rub it in.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
It might be best to stay home this weekend. If you go out, no matter where you go or what you do, something is going to get at your nerves. By the end of the weekend, you’ll be ready to lose your temper.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
All you want to do this weekend is eat, sleep and occasionally get up to put in a new movie. You don’t care who calls you lazy, you’re craving some alone time.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
You’re more restless than normal. It seems everything surrounding you right now is feeding you negative energies and you want to get away. Consider an impromptu road trip or at least going to stay with friends who will help relax you.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Being in charge is not your thing, but when you’re asked to step up and take control, you do so willingly. It might make you uncomfortable for a while, but you’ll find your place in the hierarchy of things soon enough.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
You’re all about taking the plunge this weekend — into a swimming pool. All this Olympic action has you itching to get in the water.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.