Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, August 27, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

What’s in store for you?

Aries 03.21-04.19
Remember that old adage “sharing is caring”? You never learned that, apparently, and it’s showing. You’re having a hard time letting people borrow your things, especially at work. It’s just a pen; they give them to you for free at the bank.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Taking care of your health is important, and today you want to be certain you’re taking all the steps to stay healthy. It might seem obsessive to others, but just remember: They might laugh now, but you’ll be laughing the longest.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
You decided that your abode needs a makeover. Maybe it’s something small like new art, but if it’s bigger, consider getting help. You’ll have a hard time making decisions about what to change on your own.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Having an open mind will help you pick out great opportunities for your future. Otherwise, they will just pass your boring self right on by.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Doing something nice today, like taking a lost dog to the SPCA, will make you feel better about yourself than a day at the spa. It won’t take much, but that warm “do-gooder” feeling will last all day.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Try and remember it’s not all about you. Yes, you are fabulous and people are lucky to have you as a friend, but today you’re taking it to the extreme.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Take some time out of your busy schedule and spend it with your honey tonight. After a long day all you’ll want is to relax anyway, so it will be easy to include her in your plans.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
After weeks of sitting on your couch every night and watching the Olympics, you are ready to go and do something active. Call up your buddies and go out or do a few extra reps at the gym.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Playing hard-to-get with the cutie upstairs isn’t going to work this time. He’s not going to read your signals right, and he’ll get the impression you’re not into him. Either change the game or chalk it up as a lost cause.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Give it up. No matter what you do today to try and get a reaction from your honey, she’s not going for it. It could be worse though; at least she hasn’t used the “I have a headache” excuse.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Straighten up your act today. You’re all over the place and can’t seem to get anything done right. Stop trying to do a million things at once and focus on just one or two.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
As juicy as that gossip is, spreading rumors today will prove to be detrimental to everyone involved, including you. If you don’t say anything about it, you can’t get caught in the crossfire later.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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