Here is your astrological forecast for Thursday, August 28, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

What does the cosmos have in store for you?

Aries 03.21-04.19
You can’t keep your eyes off that hottie you’ve been seeing around lately. Even if you’re not single, you’ll find yourself having fantasies. You’ll build up confidence to make conversation, but not today.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Your motto has always been “I’ll sleep when I’m dead,” but if you don’t relax for a little while and get a good night’s worth of rest, that might come sooner than you think. You’re all go, go, go lately and your body is having a hard time keeping up.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Today you’ll realize there are a few old friendships you’ve let lapse by being too busy and not making time. You’ll attempt to make amends with some of these buddies, but don’t be surprised if a few of them don’t have time for you now.

Cancer 06.22-07.2
It’s all about the Benjamins. Actually, it’s all about getting paid in general. You’re running low on funds and have found yourself teetering between paychecks. Curb your spending a bit and things will start to look better.

Leo 07.22-08.22
The artistic, creative side of you is beginning to peek through that rough exterior. Consider taking an art class or setting aside time during the week to nurture this developing talent.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You are the most positive ray of sunshine today. No matter what anyone says to you, you know your glass is half full and that’s all that matters. Good for you.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Listen to yourself and trust your intuition. You know what the best plans are for the next few months of your life. Getting advice from friends is good, but ultimately it’s you who needs to make some decisions.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Call home today, just to say “hi.” The surprise from whoever picks up will be worth it. Aside from that, you need a little pick-me-up, and calling to see how everyone is will do just that.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Even though you swore you’d never be the nagging one in your relationship, today you can’t help it. You seem to think everything your honey does is wrong. In some cases you’re probably right, but there are better ways of getting your point across than being a nag.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Chalk it up to the change of seasons and the mild weather, but you are in a furious cleaning frenzy today. You’re tempted to just gut your bedroom and start over.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Be careful of what you say and how you say it. While you might not mean for things to come off cold, they will, and if you don’t explain yourself promptly you’re going to have some pretty pissed-off people around you.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Treat yourself to a special dessert tonight. You’ve earned it for the hard day you’ve had. Besides, a few pieces of chocolate or a scoop of ice cream isn’t going to kill your diet.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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