From today’s b the paper: Jen Bem’s daily horoscope

Aries 03.21-04.19 Just because your honey is too busy to hang out with you doesn’t mean you have to be miserable. There’s nothing worse than sitting at home and being unhappy.

Taurus 04.20-05.20 Acting like someone you aren’t is not a good strategy. You’ll just come off as fake, which is a turn-off. Besides, you’re an awesome person. Why would you want to be any different?

Gemini 05.21-06.21 Expect major changes. If you keep an open mind and prepare yourself for things to be topsy-turvy, you’ll be fine.

Cancer 06.22-07.21 Carry your notebook and sketchpad this weekend. Even though you’re not the most artistic person around, you’ll find a muse and be inspired to create.

Leo 07.22-08.22 It’s OK to lose yourself in a good book. Kick back, relax and grab a book you’ve been meaning to get to. You owe it to yourself.

Virgo 08.23-09.22 Forget about the stress of the week. Things didn’t really go your way, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a great time this weekend.

Libra 09.23-10.22 After a bad haircut, presentation at work or night out with friends, you’re going to feel super down this weekend. Things will get better, so don’t let one mishap ruin it all for you.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21 Your buddies will be pissed when you bail on them this weekend. Next time give them a good excuse, like your cat getting stuck in a tree.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21 This weekend you’ll find yourself in the middle of drama. You’ll be tempted to take some cheap shots, but that won’t make things any better. Take the high road; you’re way better than that.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19 Instead of getting in a fight with a family member this weekend over something dumb, admit it wasn’t your brightest move and apologize. You’ll still be in for a little yelling, but it won’t be a knock-down, drag-out fight.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18 Ignoring signs that your body isn’t at 100 percent will spell trouble for you. If you start to get a cough, sore throat or stuffy nose, take extra-good care of yourself. You won’t have time next week to deal with this crap.

Pisces 02.19-03.20 After you’ve taken an extra dose of sassy this weekend, you’re not afraid to tell everyone how you feel. This can be fun for a while, especially when it’s coming from sweet, innocent you, but don’t let it go to your head. Sometimes your sass gets annoying.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday. You can also find your horoscope online at bthesite.com

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