Monday’s horoscope: An old friend gets more serious with Virgo
by JenBem | November 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes
Aries 03.21-04.19
Apparently, “Judgment” is your middle name today. Be careful with your opinions, though, unless you’re OK with being on the receiving end of them, too.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Mercury is causing you to reconsider some things. Do you really want to take that next step with your significant other? Is going back to school the best idea? Trust your instincts — they won’t let you down.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
Your hormones are in overdrive today. Whether you’re hitting up hotties at your local bar or having a fun night in with your honey, you’ll be irresistible.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
The economy is in a funk but that doesn’t mean you’re concerning yourself with finances and bills. Treat yourself to a nice dinner or buy your man that DVD he’s been looking forward to.
Leo 07.22-08.22
Thanks to super-friendly Saturn, you’re meeting people left and right. Make sure you look presentable with all the networking you’ll be doing. Otherwise, you could miss out on great opportunities.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
An old friend who has re-entered your life will become less platonic and more of a prospect thanks to a matchmaking moon. Only time will tell if you two will make a good pair.
Libra 09.23-10.22
You’ve developed a case of clumsiness and contracted a strain of ‘crash-my-computer-itis’. It would be a good idea to write down your IT department’s number.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
It’s chilly out and Venus is putting you in a cuddle mood. Grab a movie, a blanket and your current flame and curl up together.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Your dreams of the perfect mate are staying stalwart today. That girl who gave you her number was cute, but her hair wasn’t the right color, and that guy you met last weekend was nice but didn’t make enough money. Keep it up and you’re going to be one lonely Sag.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
You’re stressing out and having a hard time with bills, your paycheck and your loans. Don’t stress. The best way to solve a problem is to attack it with a clear head.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
People in your life are putting unfair expectations on your shoulders and that’s making it hard for you to feel good about yourself. Whatever you’re taking on should be for you, not to please someone else.
Pisces 02.19-03.20
This new honey in your life has you walking on cloud nine. Scratch that — you’re on cloud 15. You can’t fathom the idea that she has flaws, and you’re considering getting a tattoo of her nicknames. Slow down, no one is that perfect.
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