Here is your astrological forecast for Monday, Dec. 15, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Prepare your ‘I’m sorry’ face for this afternoon. A slip of the tongue will have you begging for forgiveness. Don’t try excuses or pretending like it didn’t happen, fess up and take whatever is coming to you.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
You’re still worn out from a weekend of party hopping. Take time today to chill out. Don’t, however, hit up more holiday parties until you’re fully rested and ready.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
The idea of going to work today makes you want to crawl back under the covers and hide. Consider taking a mental health day and stay home. You’ll thank yourself later.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Mars wants to make you the star of the show today. Just the way you walk puts all eyes on you. Luckily, you’ve got a brain behind all those good looks and you’ll be able to impress everyone with your intelligence, too.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Saturn is taming your aggressive side. Your loose temper is in check today, even when people try your patience. You’re calm, cool, collected and able to walk away from situations where you feel yourself getting angry.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You’re confused about finances, relationships, even some of your friendships. Don’t let yourself make any rash decisions because you’ll be sure to regret them later.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Mercury will help your creativity this afternoon. That doesn’t mean you’ll be drawing pictures or writing sonnets. You’ll be more imaginative in fabricating stories. Just don’t get caught while expressing yourself.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Office gossips and snippy friends will put you in a horrible mood by the afternoon. Their drama is not worth getting stressed out over. Try to keep your cool.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
After a weekend of gluttony and excess, you’re need a workout. Pencil some gym time into your schedule. Your health is way more important than anything you have on your plate.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
The moon is clouding your vision when it comes to your new flame. You’re normally levelheaded, but you’ll be thinking about love, marriage and a white picket fence. At least go on a third date before you start thinking about a family.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
You’re having a great day when everything’s going right. Your hair looks sexy, your body is banging and you’re pretty much blinding everyone with your bright smile. Today would be a great day to flirt with your ex. A little jealousy never hurt anyone.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Catch up on things around the house today, like doing laundry rather than letting it pile up on the floor. Your roommate will be so surprised, you may have to revive him after he faints.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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