Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Dec. 30, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aries 03.21-04.19 Stay sane this evening by staying in. You’ll have time to party tomorrow, but two nights in a row of shenanigans will have you hurting the rest of the week.

Taurus 04.20-05.20 You may be assertive at work, but when it comes to your love life, you’re pretty wimpy. This afternoon you’ll get a jolt from aggressive Mars that will have you telling your honey exactly what to do to make you happy.

Gemini 05.21-06.21 You’re gearing up for the ultimate New Year’s celebration. Parties, glitz, glamour and hopefully a fabulous midnight kiss will be just what you need to start the year off right.

Cancer 06.22-07.21 Treat yourself to something sweet this afternoon to get you through a long, dull day. This will give you the energy to finish work and get home — so you can crash on your sofa for the evening.

Leo 07.22-08.22 Don’t fall victim to a smiling face today. Tricky Mercury will introduce you to people who seem friendly but will stab you in the back later. Be careful whom you disclose secrets to.

Virgo 08.23-09.22 You count on the fact that people have a hard time staying mad at you. Unfortunately, this afternoon your charm will run thin and someone important to you will become royally pissed. Apologize quickly and hope you’ll have your charm back soon.

Libra 09.23-10.22 Saturn is giving you the gift of sex appeal today. Put it to good use and show off your sensual side to your honey.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21 Don’t let your sassy attitude make you an outcast with your friends today. If you’re going to be sarcastic, be sure people know when you’re joking or being serious.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21 You are one of the unfortunate ones to be working today. Take a few breaks and sneak a few snacks. ’Tis the season, right?

Capricorn 12.22-01.19 All this holly, jolly joy has made you quite the Scrooge. If one more person tells you to be happy, you might just go off. Take time for yourself so you don’t snap at anyone who crosses your path.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18 It may be cold outside, but you’re not worried. Kidnap your honey and cuddle while watching a movie or your favorite TV show. A night in is more than deserved — enjoy it.

Pisces 02.19-03.20 There are great after-the-holiday sales going on right now, and thrifty Neptune is more than willing to help you find some deals. All the extra things you’ve been wanting will fall into your lap.

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