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Today’s horoscopes: Scorpio is feeling sexy

by JenBem | December 5, 2008 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for the weekend of Dec. 5-7 courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aries 03.21-04.19
You’ll need to work this weekend instead of vegging out on the sofa for hours. Whether it’s your job or work around the house, there’s no rest in sight.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
The moon is setting you up for a great weekend with your honey. But, your mood will mirror the moon’s inconsistencies, causing tension between you two.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
A good book or TV show will take your time and energy this weekend. It’s not that you don’t have the will power to go out, but you might miss something important.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Mercury will allow you to be more frugal today, but not in the way you might think. You’re not going to want to buy that new HD TV you saw, but you will be tempted to place a few bets between friends. Best of luck with that.

Leo 07.22-08.22
A sweet treat this afternoon will give you the sugar rush you need to see your friends this evening. You’ll be dependent on them to keep you going tonight, so make sure not to crash from the sheer exhaustion of the week.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Keep your guard up this weekend when you’re introduced to a new group of people. Blabbing your deepest secrets along with your best friends is not a good idea when you’ve know these people less than a week.

Libra 09.23-10.22
This weekend you’re psyched for football. College football on Saturday and the beltway battle on Sunday? What more could you ask for?

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Sassy Saturn is turning up the sex appeal this weekend. Pair that with your ability to attract attention wherever you go, and you’ve got a night or two of free drinks and meals.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Your inner lush is leading you to all the alcohol tastings going on. Your excuse is that you’re trying to find the best drinks for the party you’re having soon. Whether or not that’s true, put the Wine Source in Hampden on your list Friday night.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
You’re in need of personal time this weekend. Lock yourself in your room or plan a day-trip to somewhere you’ve always wanted to go.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Jupiter is causing you to pick up an old hobby or unfinished project. How long has it been since you’ve picked up your knitting needles? What about that painting you put aside last summer? It’s time to get back on them.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
It’s chilly outside, but that won’t stop you from checking out the beautiful scenery in the area. Use all of your persuasive powers to convince friends to go on a hike.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.


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