Today’s horoscopes: Don’t stress, Gemini
by JenBem | January 14, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes
Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, Jan. 14, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.
Aries 03.21-04.19
Play it safe when getting drinks with friends. If things get out of hand, you may have to take a cab home and explain to your honey why you’re coming home so late.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Remove yourself from situations that bring your life drama. If a friend keeps causing trouble, maybe it’s time to cut ties. Step up and start taking control of your own social life.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
Your stress level is increasing exponentially to your workload. If the work is all at home, don’t be ashamed to ask your honey or roommate for help. If it’s at work, tell your boss you’re swamped.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
Get back into your workout regime today with extra motivation from Mercury. You’ve had too many excuses for too long. Put effort into your health and fitness if you really want to see a difference.
Leo 07.22-08.22
Your finances are looking lean today, so splurging on unnecessary items is not in your best interest. Unless you want to spend the rest of the month eating Ramen, wait until you have the cash.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
Sweet Saturn will help you put aside those self-centered tendencies and push you into doing some good in your neighborhood. Everyone is feeling the hard times, so anything you do will help.
Libra 09.23-10.22
You’re in dire need of a night full of romance. If you’re taken, convince your honey to come over. If you’re single, call that crush of yours for some dessert.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Don’t be stingy with advice this afternoon when a friend calls for help. Just because you’re busy doesn’t mean you should be short with him. Your friend deserves to be taken seriously.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
It may be Wednesday, but you’re already pumped for the weekend. Whether you’re hosting a party or you have a hot date planned, you’re ready to zoom through the rest of the week.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Don’t write off a potential love match because your first impression wasn’t great. Give this one a second chance. Sometimes our greatest loves can be found in people we would never expect.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Uranus is pushing you to reconsider your relationships this afternoon. If your honey isn’t paying enough attention to your wants and needs, perhaps it’s time to start looking for a new match.
Pisces 02.19-03.20
Just because you have extra cash in your account today, doesn’t mean you should go blow it. You have extra dough now, but you might not be so lucky at the end of the month.
Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.
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