Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Jan. 6, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Your sleep schedule is still messed up after the shenanigans during the weekend, which explains why you’re completely devoid of energy today. Call it an early night so you can set things straight and feel human tomorrow morning.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
If possible, you’re more impatient than normal today, thanks to antsy Uranus. You want it all right now and you’re not going to take anyone who makes you wait.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
A cold moon will cause you to be apathetic toward everyone. You can’t be bothered by any problems that don’t involve you. This might piss off some friends who are used to relying on you. Not that you care or anything.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
A friend will come to you today with an issue they need your help with. While their problem may seem trivial, don’t ignore him. Be a good friend and lend a hand.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Rebellious Mars is telling you to stick it to the man. You’re smart, educated and driven, so why do you need someone telling you what to do? Just don’t blow off the authority that has power to fire or arrest you.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
You’re delightfully unpredictable today. Your honey won’t know what to expect from you and will be surprised with your arsenal of tricks you pull out for him. He won’t know what hit him.

Libra 09.23-10.22
You’ll surprise everyone, including yourself, this afternoon with something out of character. Perhaps you’ll give an impromptu speech at a meeting or ask that cutie for her number. Mixing it up is good for you.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
This evening you’ll realize you’re in midst of a dry spell in your love life. It’s not that you’re not getting any attention, but you’re not getting it from the people you desire most. Only time will tell how long this will last.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Saturn is pushing you to do major cleaning around your house. Perhaps you haven’t cleaned up from that holiday party, or maybe you’re behind on laundry. Whatever it is, you’ won’t be able to focus until things are straightened up.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
A past shopping spree will come back to haunt you today with a huge bill. This will cause serious stress, but don’t hyperventilate just yet. Re-think your current budget and things will go back to normal.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
An unusual turn of events this afternoon will have you contemplating where you are and what you’re doing with your life. Your confident demeanor will be shaken, which will cause a period of soul searching.

Pisces 02.19-03.20 After a stressful day at work, take time for yourself. Grab a glass of wine, kick back and clear your head. If you keep going at a fast pace and don’t relax, you’ll be worn out and for the rest of the week.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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