From today’s b, the paper

Remember Natalie Dylan, the 22-year-old California student who decided last September to take the slightly unorthodox sexual path of selling her virginity to the highest bidder?

Well, U.K. paper Daily Mail is reporting more than 10,000 men have bid for one night with Dylan. The highest bid? $3.7 million. Even more mind boggling is that Dylan is holding out for “better offers.”

Seriously, Natalie? I mean, I get it. You hit a gold mine with this Nevada Bunny Ranch-endorsed endeavour. But isn’t it time to throw in that black satin towel that’s covering your badly fake-tanned virginal bits in photos? I know you said this is all to pay for school, but you and I both know the economy isn’t that bad. End this long national icky nightmare, N-dog.

oh, those canucks!
Confirming our controversial theory that Canadians are a bit over-the-top with their hockey is a story from the Edmonton Sun about a woman who solicited a cop for sex and blamed the Edmonton Oilers for her actions.

Theresa Schneider, 55, pleaded guilty recently to communicating for the purpose of prostitution. Back in 2006, Schneider twice made an offer to perform a sex act for money to an undercover police officer.

Her lawyer told the court that Schneider got “carried away” due to the “festive air” in the street during the Oilers unexpected success in the playoffs that year.

hour-glass woman? Blame monroe
Hey, ladies. Do you have an hour-glass shaped body, a tendency to trade-up men and are you the kind of women other women don’t like?

Blame it on the newly discovered “Marilyn Monroe hormone.” News.com.au reports U.S. scientists have identified that women who have high levels of ovarian steroid hormone oestradoil show elevated confidence and have greater inclination to have sex outside of a current relationship.

The hormone is also linked with having a symmetrical face and large breasts.

suspect leaves sex tape behind
Tip No. 34 when attempting to beak into vehicles: Don’t leave a sex tape of yourself behind.

The Alabama Post-Register reports that Mobile (Ala.) police are looking for a suspect in a string of car break-ins. Thankfully, they have a nice photo of him — an image taken from a homemade sex tape left behind in his abandoned sport utility vehicle, in which he also left items stolen from cars.

Jordan Bartel is assistant editor at b. E-mail him at jordan@bthesite.com

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