Here is your astrological forecast for Monday, Feb. 9, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Let your honey give you some hands-on therapy this evening to relieve stress. Massages or even just a foot rub will make you feel great and will put the two of you in tune with each other.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Neptune will mess with your head and make you crazy. You want to know where your significant other is at all times, or maybe you’re extremely demanding at work. Relax before everyone stays clear of you.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Some surprise bills that come in today will have you pinching pennies to make ends meet. The month is just starting, but your bottom line is already dwindling close to the red.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Be careful when you get nostalgic today. Don’t call your ex for a coffee date or swing by your old job for a chat with your boss. Just because things are in the past doesn’t mean they are good.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Sociable Saturn is pestering you for staying in so often. Go have a casual night out with friends or your honey. That is just what you need to break out of your homey cocoon.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
An attractive acquaintance will have you smitten with his good looks and witty banter. You may have found a match, at least mentally, with this one.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Bold Jupiter has you participating in risky behavior today. Showing up late for work or participating in blatant (and naughty) public displays of affection — you have it covered.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Sometimes your love life can be a bad soap opera. Today you’ll find yourself twisted in a crazy web of lies and deception. If it weren’t happening to you, it would be fun to watch.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Be assertive when making your opinions known. Mars will give you an extra boost that will turn off your normal aversion to conflict. Let it all out!

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Don’t butt heads with your partner this evening. The little things about her that are normally endearing will get under your skin, but fighting about it will only hurt feelings.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Embrace your sexy today. Expect to pick up a couple phone numbers or arrange some coffee dates. You don’t have to call, but it’s fun to know you’ve still got it.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
You’re getting down and dirty with the down and dirty things in your room. You’ll be tempted to bust out those big yellow gloves to scrub every inch of your space.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper.

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