Here is your astrological forecast for Monday, Feb. 16, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18 You’ll reconsider things today that you were once certain of. Suddenly, you’ll be extremely unsure about your future. Relax — in a day or two you’ll have it all figured out.

Pisces 02.19-03.20 You’re looking for love in all the wrong places again. Don’t fret, though. You bounce back from disappointment easily. You’ll look at all the other fish in the sea in no time.

Aries 03.21-04.19 Expect weird encounters today. You’ll run into kids you babysat when they were in diapers (way to make you feel old), or an old friend from high school who moved across the country.

Taurus 04.20-05.20 The sun is bringing positivity into your drab Monday morning. Co-workers will stare in wonder, and maybe annoyance, at your chipper attitude. Don’t let their judgment bring you down.

Gemini 05.21-06.21 You’ll have a hard time keeping your sex appeal in check today. By the end of the day, don’t be surprised if you have multiple dates lined up for the rest of the week, but hopefully all on different days.

Cancer 06.22-07.21 Pull your head out of the sand today and take a look around. Take a deep breath and say hello to the real world. It has missed you since you’ve been gone.

Leo 07.22-08.22 You feel guilty after buying a new DVD player or TV. You’ll have to decide tonight if you can afford to keep your new toy, or if you want to eat ramen noodles for the rest of the month.

Virgo 08.23-09.22 Watch your words this afternoon. Tricky Mercury will be twisting everything you say. Normally, you’d just laugh it off, but there’s potential to offend someone important.

Libra 09.23-10.22 Mars is making you morose this afternoon. After all the excitement you had this weekend, today seems monotonous. Call friends for happy hour drinks to shake yourself from this funk.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21 Neptune is causing you to be extra accident prone today. It might be a good idea to carry some Band-Aids in your wallet and make sure your cell phone is charged in case of an emergency.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21 Get in touch with your inner sex god(dess). You’re all about personal exploration, and whether you’re by yourself or with your honey, you’ll discover new things.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19 Your friends are spilling secrets left and right. You don’t need to say much; this deluge of information is more about letting a pal get things off his chest.

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