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Today’s horoscopes: Get some rest while you can, Capricorn

by JenBem | February 23, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Monday, Feb. 23, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Pisces 02.19-03.20 Focusing on your career, not your job, today will be easy. Take steps toward what you want to be doing 10 years from now. You can worry about the present anytime.

Aries 03.21-04.19  Take yourself out of your comfort zone. Smile at strangers,  or talk to someone you normally wouldn’t. You’ll be surprised by how friendly others can be when given the chance.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
  Ask for help when you run into a problem today. There is no shame in telling someone you’re having a hard time. It’s smarter to look for assistance now than to “fix” it yourself and make it worse.

Gemini 05.21-06.21  Neptune is reminding you of  the importance of fitness and exercise. Get reacquainted with your gym this afternoon. Maybe you’ll remember what you’ve been missing.

Cancer 06.22-07.22
Venus will have you indulging in bad habits tonight. You’ll come home with yet another impulse buy, then eat a whole box of Oreos. It may feel satisfying now, but tomorrow you’ll sing a different tune.

Leo 07.23-08.22  You’ll be craving familiarity today, which could cause you to make not-so-great decisions. Avoid calling up your ex. It most likely won’t end well for you or your pride.

Virgo 08.23-09.22 Mercury will help keep everything in perspective today, which is helping you stay more relaxed. Others will be jealous of your chilled-out attitude.

Libra 09.23-10.23 You hate everything today. Your job sucks, your honey is being a jerk and your bank account is bordering on the red. Don’t look now, but more bad stuff is coming your way.

Scorpio 10.24-11.21 You’re feeling very charitable this afternoon. Maybe you want to get rid of old clothes or you’re genuinely concerned with the well being of others. Either way, you’ll feel all warm inside.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Mars is giving you little patience today, and you won’t be able to take any more stupidity in your life. Avoid flaky co-workers who ask stupid questions, for your sake and theirs.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19 Pamper yourself this evening. The upcoming week looks to be pretty stressful, so make sure you get all the relaxation in that you can.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18 When an outgoing but platonic (or so you thought) friend shows interest in you, you’ll be unsure of what move to make. Give him a chance. There is already a spark between you two or you wouldn’t be friends.


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