Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Feb. 24, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
You’ll be feeling extraordinarily languid this afternoon. Blow off the gym and give yourself some time to lounge around your room. You’ve got the rest of the week to buckle down and work.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Consider your social life today when you’re offered more responsibilities at work or a volunteer job helping out a friend. Weigh the pros and cons of gaining experience and not having time to go out.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Wearing something brightly colored today will make you feel like you’re fighting the gray winter. You might look ostentatious, but that’s a fair price to pay if your clothes make you feel better.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
When you indulge in something naughty this afternoon, like an extra couple of drinks at happy hour or a triple-iced doughnut, you’ll instantly regret the decision. Resolve to control your cravings next time!

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Mercury is helping you to be more ambitious at work or in class today. You’ll surprise yourself and everyone around you with how willing and excited you are to really get down into the nitty gritty and work.

Leo 07.22-08.22
You’re feeling unusually social this evening, thanks to fun-loving Neptune. Don’t be surprised when you make the first move to talk to hotties or initiate conversation with intellectuals. You will have great conversations.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Uranus is making you feel down today. You aren’t interested in being friendly or helpful at all. Do the rest of the world a favor and keep to yourself.

Libra 09.23-11.22
Ignoring the warnings of a friend or family member will prove to be detrimental for you today. Jupiter is giving you a false sense of confidence, which will make you think you don’t need anyone else’s help, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
No one is paying attention to you! Self-centered Uranus is making you feel like you deserve to be treated differently than everyone else, but it’s doubtful that anyone agrees with you.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Even with your budget dwindling for the month, you’re still preparing for a serious splurge this afternoon. It may take all morning to convince yourself that you can afford and deserve that new bag or expensive phone.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
The sexy sun is making you sizzle this afternoon. You don’t need to show a lot of skin to look super hot; you have a stare that is so steamy it could melt ice! Enjoy making everyone swoon for you.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Mars is egging you on to do something risky, like hang out with your honey’s ex-best friend or skip out of work early without letting anyone know. Remember, there is a difference between daring and stupid.

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