Exhibit A that rocks and sex games don’t mix {thanks, AP}

A little sex gaming never hurt anyone — until now.

The News Tribune in Tacoma, Wash., reports that Amanda Madison, 18, and Joshua Neil Sizemore, 23, were arrested after allegedly taking their game of “Sex Me” to a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood, Wash.

Apparently the game involved hurling rocks. Each time the rock hit the left headlight of the car, Madison would shed a layer of clothes. Each time the rock hit a right headlight, Sizemore would strip.

Whatever happened to good-old strip poker in the comfort of your own home?

When troopers caught up to the modern-day stripping Bonnie and Clyde, the pair — clad just in underwear — initially denied throwing the rocks. They later fessed up, but said they hadn’t intended to hit anyone.

“[Sizemore] stated he wasn’t aiming for any cars but ‘just wanted to drop some rocks and play Sex Me,” a deputy prosecutor said. No one was seriously injured, but a taxi passenger’s arm was bruised. Oh, and the couple weren’t very good shots if they were aiming for headlights. The 14 damaged cars were hit in the windshield, hood or roof.

the new san francisco treat
If you’re looking for a fun summer vacation — and you either are a sex worker or enjoy their services — check out the San Francisco Sex Worker Film, Art & Music Fest.

Held now through Sunday it features events such as “BelleBazaar: An Orgy of Shopping,” music and movies at “Whore-A-Palooza” and seminars at “Whore College 2009.” I guess sex workers have taken back the word “whore.” There’s more information at sexworkerfest.com.

kind of like a protein shake?
Moisturizer doesn’t cut it any longer. Spermine, an antioxidant originally discovered in human sperm, is believed by some to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. And New York magazine reports the substance is now synthesized in laboratories and sold by awkwardly named Norwegian company Bioforskning. You don’t have to trek to Scandinavia to try it. Manhattan’s Townhouse Spa is offering spermine facials for $250 and $175 snail-secretion facials, in case you’re in the mood.

a midsummer night’s dream sex shop
I think the Bard — a fan of bawdy humor — would approve. BBC News reports that a planned sex shop in William Shakespeare’s hometown, Stratford-upon-Avon, is angering residents. Romeo and Juliet’s Adult Boutique (OK, the name is lame), is set to open Friday, but the town’s mayor, Jenny Fradgley, said, “It can’t be good for the image Stratford is trying to promote for itself.” The owner, naturally disagrees. “I think Shakespeare would be proud of what we are trying to do here because in a lot of his plays there’s sexual content,” said Katie Gilbert. Makes sense.

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