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Today’s horoscope: Cancer finds their superhero love

by JenBem | June 18, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Thursday, June 18, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Ignore your insecurities today and be bold. Mercury has your back, so don’t worry about making a fool out of yourself.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
If mild-mannered by day, superhero by night is what you’re looking for in a partner, the moon may have found your match. Get the courage to talk to this person who seems too good to be true.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Skip out of work early and enjoy being outside. Even if the weather isn’t great, take in all the nature. If you look around, you’ll find it wonderful, no matter where you live.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Make it easy on yourself today and stay home. There’s no reason to go out when you can have a relaxing evening in your living room.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Feel better about your body today by not skipping the gym. Stop making excuses, such as you don’t like to sweat or you don’t have the time.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
The sun knows you have a great secret you’re keeping for a friend, so keep it to yourself. As loyal as you are, you’re terrible at keeping your lips sealed.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
The seductive moon is planning an interesting night for you. It’s up in the air whether you will be the seducer or the seduced. Does it really matter in the end?

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Introduce yourself to a cutie down the hall you’ve been dying to get to know. Mars thinks being bold will help you make a good impression.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Instead of trying to understand every detail of your job to impress your boss, become extremely well versed on a few key items and add to discussions that way.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Arrogant Mercury has you thinking you’re better than the people you see daily. Watch out because this self-centeredness is bound to make you look foolish.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Focus on your work today. Even if your current job is just submitting applications to actually get a job, put effort into it. Neptune will help you succeed.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Stay out of stressful situations this afternoon. Uranus is making you increasingly anxious, and delving into an issue at work or home will make you more crazy.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper


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