Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, June 17, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Saturn thinks you should enjoy your body today. Capitalize on your best assets, such as your arms or your toned butt, by wearing something that shows them off.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Say farewell to a fair-weather friend this afternoon. If he can’t be with you when you’re feeling down, he’s not worth it. You have plenty of friends who don’t mind lending you a tissue or a shoulder.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Mars is helping you feel more assertive than usual today. Just keep it in check and don’t get aggressive. There is a vast difference between the two — ask the last woman you yelled at.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Enjoy some of the finer things in life today, such as a nice dinner or bottle of wine. Jupiter agrees that you’re still classy, even if you did pay only $10 for it.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Clean up your act this evening by starting with your room. Clutter creates more clutter until you’re drowning in knickknacks and half-eaten cartons of take-out. So not attractive.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Surprise your honey with a sweet gesture, such as dinner or a mix CD with songs that made you think of her. Mercury thinks tonight looks pretty lucky for you.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Your attitude toward life is starting to get people down. Snap out of it so your friends will want to hang around you again. Otherwise, you’ll become the crazy cat lady.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Mercury is giving you a leg up on the competition at your office, so you’d better get cracking on those projects. The planet’s good will last only so long.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Let the sun be your guide when deciding what to do this evening. Relax outside if the weather is nice, or call up friends for a fun night in.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Instead of trying to prove others wrong, it’s time you start proving you’re right. It takes less energy to prove your points than to be on the defensive.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Show off your sex appeal this afternoon. Practice the “hair toss” and the “across- the-room glance” that will have everyone wondering how they can get to know you.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Try something new today: saving money. This may be a difficult concept, but don’t spend your entire paycheck on one or two big toys. Wow, what a revelation.

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