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Your weekend horoscope: Aries makes their own fireworks

by JenBem | July 2, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for the Fourth of July weekend of July 2-5 courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Spice up your weekend by keeping a low profile. This way you can have more alone time with your honey (or current flame) and you can make your own fireworks.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Uranus thinks you should look for ways to celebrate the Fourth other than cookouts. Volunteer time or money to veteran’s organizations to really show your appreciation.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
The sun thinks you should let your gorgeous self be seen this weekend. Show off your sexy legs or ridiculously toned arms and you won’t be going home alone.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Let yourself be pampered by your honey this weekend. As far as you’re concerned, he can keep the frozen drinks and back massages coming.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You’re not really a cookout-and-hang-by-the-pool type of person, but Venus hopes you’re willing to make an exception. There will be lots of hotties around just begging for your number.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Ignoring an issue you have with a friend is going to come back to bite you in the butt. This will be no one’s fault but your own.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Relax this weekend with some cold drinks and good friends. Saturn says that no calories count when you’re at a cookout, so you can really throw some back.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Don’t ignore a minor problem in your relationship. The longer you let this go, the worse it’s going to get. It’s best to confront it head on.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Keep pushing through an uncomfortable situation. Mercury will make you resilient to the complaints of others so you’ll have time to focus on what’s right for you.

Aries 03.21-04.19
The moon will help you make some sparks of your own this weekend. You’ll everyone you come across eating out of your hands.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Take your friend’s advice today, even if you didn’t ask for it. Neptune isn’t allowing you to see a situation clearly, anyway, so you need all the help you can get.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Even though Jupiter will make you think it’s OK, don’t eat your weight in junk food this weekend. Appease your craving by eating sweet fruits — they are almost as good and easily accessible at most cookouts.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper


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