Here is your astrological forecast for Thursday, Oct. 29, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Scorpio     10.23-11.21
Be diligent in your work so you can start the weekend early. Jupiter thinks you have a good chance of getting out early if you work your butt off.

Sagittarius     11.22-12.21
Leave the lame pickup lines at home tonight. You won’t get anywhere unless you’re completely genuine. Complimenting a girl’s shoes won’t make her come home with you.

Capricorn     12.22-01.19
You’re feeling racy today, thanks to the sexy moon, so work it. Shorten your Halloween costume a few inches or be daring with that girl you’ve wanted to get with.

Aquarius     01.20-02.18
If you haven’t made plans for this weekend, get on it. Mars is making you itch for a good party.

Pisces     02.19-03.20
The sun says showing off your pearly whites will help you close some deals this afternoon, at work or in your personal life. Keep smiling.

Aries     03.21-04.19
Spend extra time working out this afternoon. While you’re alone attend to those crazy thoughts you have swirling in your head.

Taurus     04.20-05.20
Neptune will make it hard for you not to come off as obnoxious this afternoon. Keep your opinions to yourself if all you’re going to do is complain.

Gemini     05.21-06.21
Drama has no place in your life now, so stop hanging out with people who will do nothing but cause you stress.

Cancer     06.22-07.21
A situation seems to be getting worse, but Saturn says not to worry. Things may look bad on the surface, but underneath there is healing.

Leo     07.22-08.22
Your charm normally helps you out of tight situations, but not today. All you have is your nice smile and hard work ethic to get you through the day..

Virgo     08.23-09.22
Your wit will catch the attention of attractive prospects this evening. Then again, you’re the total package, so who wouldn’t be attracted to you?

Libra     09.23-10.22
There is nothing worse than trusting your gut and having things not work out. Take it all in stride and remember that even your best intentions can come out skewed.

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