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Your weekend horoscopes: Watch the karma police, Aries

by JenBem | October 30, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in Lifestyles, b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for the weekend of Oct. 30-Nov. 1 courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Scorpio     10.23-11.21
Release your inner god or goddess this weekend and get pampered. If your honey wants to feed you grapes, that’s a bonus.

Sagittarius     11.22-12.21
Instead of waiting by the phone to make plans, go out and enjoy the Halloween festivities. If your friends aren’t available, Jupiter thinks you should fly solo and meet up with new people.

Capricorn     12.22-01.19
Saturn thinks you should let bygones be bygones. You don’t have to be friends with the person who wronged you, but you don’t have to badmouth her either.

Aquarius     01.20-02.18
Venus is making you desirable this weekend, so don’t be shocked when you get lots of phone numbers and sultry stares while out.

Pisces     02.19-03.20
You may not be thrilled with your weekend plans, but that doesn’t mean you’ll have a bad time. Be positive and you’ll still have fun.

Aries     03.21-04.19
Be aware of the karma you’re creating this weekend. If you’re rude, you’ll get it right back.

Taurus     04.20-05.20
Prepare for a sugar high by the end of the weekend. When Monday rolls around, you’ll be wondering what made you feel worse: the drinks or the candy.

Gemini     05.21-06.21
Neptune will give you the motivation to do good things this weekend. It always feels great to have someone thank you for your help.

Cancer     06.22-07.21
Jupiter says it’s OK to be a little selfish. You don’t have to share your food with your honey when you go out and it’s fine to say no when your roommate asks to borrow your new shirt.

Leo     07.22-08.22
If you’ve found something that makes you happy, don’t let it go, Mars says. Don’t question whether it’s right or wrong — you can debate that in the morning.

Virgo     08.23-09.22
Don’t be bitter this weekend. There will be too many cuties in costume and fun times to be had for you to mope about your bad week.

Libra     09.23-10.22
Treat yourself to something amazing this weekend. A great bottle of wine, a new pair of boots or a night out with your honey will do it.


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