Give the special gift of the Rock Chick {thanks, Rocks-Off Ltd.)

Despite its gams-tastic cover, b’s holiday gift guide last week was, sadly, sexy-free — in case you count the Snuggie as sexy.

We’re sure someone, somewhere, does.So, in order to right this wrong, I’ve decided to compile my favorite sexy gifts this year.

No, I haven’t tried them myself. That would be expensive/tiring (but probably fun).

This is just what I’ve been intrigued by while scouring the Internet. Oh, and feel free to send me your favorite sexy gift suggestions. Or you can send me some (unused) gifts. Ho, ho, ho!

The Rock Chick $68 SUGAR, 927 W. 36th St., Hampden. sugartheshop.com
In addition to offering sex toy parties and sex classes (ex: “Strap It On Hon,” which is harness play), Sugar is a good place to find that gift that keeps on giving. We’ve decided to single-out this “staff favorite,” which works best when you rock your hips. It comes in purple and pink.

Kama Sutra Oils of Love {thanks, The Kama Sutra Company}

Kama Sutra Oils of Love $29.99 sexylingerieandgifts.com
If you’re oil-averse (sticky and messy), these are actually water-based. The sampler set includes five gift-sized bottles of delectable choices, including chocolate mint and raspberry kiss.

Under The Bed Restraint System $59 goodvibrations.com
Geared toward those with beds sans headboard (and possibly a landlord who doesn’t take too kindly to rings and hooks), this set “turns any bed into a bondage playground in minutes.” Also, it’s travel-friendly, for those who like restraint while on the road (well, out of the car/plane).

‘Love Letters of Great Men’ $12.20 barnesandnoble.com
No, not the book from the “Sex and the City” movie. That isn’t real. But this compendium, edited by Urusla Doyle, is pretty close, featuring romantic words from the private papers of Beethoven, Mark Twain and Lord Byron. Our favorite: King Henry VIII, who says “love can scorch like the heat of the sun.” I wonder if he said that to his soon-to-be headless wives.

Strip Chocolate $34.98 areyougame.com
The board game for two players is simple: alternate turns, roll the die and see if you strip, select a dare or paint a chocolate design on your partner’s body (two jars of chocolate body frosting are included). “By the end we couldn’t wait to jump on each other!!” says “Sarah from New York” in a review.

The Zeppelin $299.95-$484.95 couplescompany.com
If you really want to splurge, go for this “part bed, part sex machine.” It includes a 3-foot “hull of foam prepared for longer, more interesting flights beyond convention.” The description for this thing is positively poetic, so it must be good: “Now get ready to ride the rhythms of procreation voyaging across territories only visible by one’s imagination.” Uh, sure.

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