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by b | November 23, 2009 at 6:00 am
Posted in Your Say, b the paper, question of the day
If you could have a fortune-cookie fortune come true, what would you have it say?*
*Updated from the original.
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November 23rd, 2009 at 6:12 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
(easy one, since it is indeed coming true next week)Your dream will become a reality.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:18 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
"Sallie Mae has lost your paperwork and your student loan doesn't exist anymore."
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November 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
No relationship will stand upright but your kids will always be with you
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:00 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
B's question of the day on Monday, November 23, 2009, will be a grammatical trainwreck. ;)
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
Oy. I think that's been improvified.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
As usual, I'll require a free copy of the paper for my services.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:25 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
Seriously. Do you guys even read what you post sometimes?
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November 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
either:
-You'll win a million dollars in the next week.
or
-You'll find your true love this year.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
Your father will stop being a d-bag & will be honest about EVERYTHING in life, and the Mets will win the World Series.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:10 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
You know what the most common cause of divorce is? Anecdotally, we're led to believe it's because of money. (It would be next to impossible to determine empirically.) It isn't unreasonable to assume there's a kernel of truth to that – love and money have to blend together in a marriage or partnership, and financial communication has to be open and easy for both partners. A couple can hardly expect to reach financial goals if one is putting away money easily, and the other is always running for payday loans. You have to work together, as a team, in order to reach the goals you want and enjoy the security and happiness you deserve.