Here is your astrological forecast for Wednesday, Nov. 18, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Simplify your life by cutting the unnecessary crap from your schedule. Do you really need to stop at four different stores? That’s why supercenters were invented.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Give yourself a chance to succeed. You’re so afraid of failure that you’re not giving yourself a fair shot. You could be fantastic at whatever you try.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Stop stressing about the things you have to do this week. You can’t make more hours in the day, but you can be more productive. Look to Neptune for help with time management.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Insist on being put first today. Whether it’s with your honey or supervisor, your needs should come before everything else.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Slow down and shut up for a while. Sometimes you need to stop and listen so you don’t miss something important.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Your body is telling you it’s tired. Give in and spend the afternoon on the couch watching TV. You need down time.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Who cares it’s only Wednesday? Party with friends this evening. You can’t get too tipsy, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a good time.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
Sleep in this morning. Call out sick, cancel plans and stay in bed. Whatever is ailing you will be gone when you wake up.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Venus is insisting you have the best of the best today. Don’t settle for so-so. Everyone deserves a day to splurge and be snotty.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Do something sexy for your honey. Cook her a candlelight dinner or buy something slinky to wear to bed. The surprise will be welcomed.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Mars thinks you need to buy something crazy for yourself today. Your new toy doesn’t need to be pricey — just something fun.

Libra 09.23-10.22
Relax this evening. Take a long bath or watch a movie you’ve been meaning to catch. Saturn thinks you deserve a break and now is as good a time as any.

Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper

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