Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Nov. 24, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Instead of showing off for a guy, just act normal. Venus is helping your good qualities shine through. He’ll like you for your personality, not because you’re flashy.

Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Cut yourself a little slack. You’re not the horrible employee, friend, parent or significant other that Mars is making you think you are.

Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Pamper yourself by doing nothing. Kick back and watch mind-numbing TV, then order out for dinner. You won’t have to lift a finger tonight.

Pisces 02.19-03.20
Mercury is not letting you off the hook until you get your butt to the gym this evening. If you don’t work out now it will be a downward slope until your favorite jeans don’t fit anymore.

Aries 03.21-04.19
Sometimes family has good advice and sometimes they are just idiots. You’ll get a lot of conflicting opinions today. It’s up to you to decide what is relevant and what isn’t.

Taurus 04.20-05.20
Save yourself from a day of embarrassment and stay home. It’s totally acceptable to just stay in bed and hope for better luck tomorrow.

Gemini 05.21-06.21
The moon will bring an old love interest back into your life. Be careful, but don’t rule this person out because you have history. Sometimes there’s no harm in a repeat performance.

Cancer 06.22-07.21
Ignoring responsibilities at work today will screw you over later in the week. Stop procrastinating and get to it.

Leo 07.22-08.22
Acting like the tough guy today won’t win you points with the ladies. The sun will show you how to be sweet and caring. What a nice change of pace.

Virgo 08.23-09.22
Loving others can be difficult, especially if they’ve hurt you before. Today your ability to forgive will be tested. Show compassion and you’ll pass with flying colors.

Libra 09.23-10.22
It feels as though you’re looking for love in all the wrong places, but you’re doing yourself a favor. Great things are coming for you, but you have to get through the crappy stuff first.

Scorpio 10.23-11.21
You’re playing the “blame game” this afternoon. Nothing is your fault, and you have excuses to prove it. You have this down to an art.

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