Today’s horoscope: You are what you eat, Sagittarius
by JenBem | November 17, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes
Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Nov. 17, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Keep your schedule clear this afternoon. Neptune will bring someone into your life that you’ll want to spend time with. Cross you fingers that said person is tall, dark and hot.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
Be careful what you eat today. Uranus says any excess calories will go straight to all the places you don’t want, such as your hips and gut.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
Show off how sexy you are with help from the sun. You light up any room as it is, but today you’re all about being flashy and
fabulous.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Be understanding when you talk to your honey this afternoon. She may be going through something you don’t get, but that doesn’t mean you can blow her off. If you do, you’ll regret it.
Pisces 02.19-03.20
Stop nagging today. Friends and co-workers are grown up enough to know what needs to be done. Micro-managing will only piss them off.
Aries 03.21-04.19
It’s not all about you. Today you’ll have to think about how your actions are affecting those around you, and whether or not you are a positive influence on their lives.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Get deep today — philosophically deep, that is. Jupiter will help you to think more in depth about situations. You’ll be surprised at what you discover.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
Mercury says to be demanding this afternoon. It’s OK to stand up for yourself and make known what you want. You may not get your way, but at least you’ll be heard.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
The sun says get off your butt and go to the gym today. You may cut your workout short, but at least you’ll get back into the swing of things.
Leo 07.22-08.22
Stop caring about what people are saying about you. Let Mars find confidencein your decisions. You know what you’re doing is
right.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
Give yourself a break today. You can’t be everything to everyone, no matter how much you try. Beating yourself up over a little mistake will only bring you down.
Libra 09.23-10.22
The moon is helping you flirt it up this evening. Show off your coy smile and fun personality. Showing a little leg or your buff arms will probably help, too.
Jen Bem provides your horoscope Monday through Friday online and in b, the paper
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