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Today’s horoscopes: Hit that couch, Sagittarius

by JenBem | November 3, 2009 at 8:48 am
Posted in Lifestyles, b the paper, horoscopes

Here is your astrological forecast for Tuesday, Nov. 3, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Scorpio    10.23-11.21
Mercury wants to remind you that if you’re feeling sick today, stay home. Do you need a better reason for a day off? If your boss thinks you should come in anyway, mention the swine flu.

Sagittarius    11.22-12.21
A night at home with your roommate or honey is just what you need tonight. It’s amazing how a few hours on the couch watching a movie can help you forget a stressful day.

Capricorn    12.22-01.19
You’re going to get caught in little white lies today, if you tell them. Don’t put yourself through that kind of embarrassment.

Aquarius     01.20-02.18
Open your mind to learning today. Even if it’s from an unlikely teacher, there are lessons everywhere you go, thanks to the intelligent moon.

Pisces     02.19-03.20
Instead of stressing out this afternoon about things out of your control, tap into Neptune’s relaxing energy. Some things just aren’t worth worrying over.

Aries     03.21-04.19
Jupiter thinks today is perfect for staying home and chilling out. Play video games, catch up on reading, or lie in bed and watch movies.

Taurus    04.20-05.20
The sun is ready for you to get off your butt and do something today. Lounging around on the sofa is not an option.

Gemini    05.21-06.21
Saturn is prepared to help you out around the house today, so stay in tonight and tackle that mountain of laundry or those piles of dishes.

Cancer    06.22-07.21
Ignoring your gut is only going to get you into trouble today. You have that feeling for a reason. Pay attention to it.

Leo    07.22-08.22
Save energy for this evening! Your honey has something in store for you tonight that you won’t want to miss.

Virgo    08.23-09.22
You may need to remind yourself why you’re getting up in the morning and pursuing your goal. Uranus is putting negativity in your life and things seem a little mundane. Don’t worry — you’ll get back on track soon.

Libra    09.23-10.22
You have a plethora of potential suitors today, but you’re stuck on someone you can’t snag. Enjoy the attention from those who are interested and work on your dreamboat later.


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