Here is your astrological forecast for Monday, Nov. 9, courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.

Scorpio     10.23-11.21
Let your sensitive side show today. You might attract that cutie you’ve been eyeing by not being so rough-and-tumble for once.

Sagittarius     11.22-12.21
Release your inner sass! Neptune is giving you the wit to make lots of smart comments to anyone who has the misfortune of giving you crap today.

Capricorn     12.22-01.19
Stay classy this afternoon. Don’t lower yourself to the standards of others. Name-calling and gossip will not make you a better person.

Aquarius     01.20-02.18
Ignoring your needs today will only make you frustrated and unhappy. Do everything you can to avoid this, even if it means running home early for a booty call.

Pisces     02.19-03.20
Don’t get distracted today. Jupiter will help you stay focused on your work, your house-hunting tasks or the search for someone special.

Aries     03.21-04.19
Get over yourself today. You’re not God’s gift to anyone, especially when you’re cocky. Try humility on for size.

Taurus     04.20-05.20
Play hooky from whatever you can today. Skip out of work after lunch, “forget” about that meeting or reschedule that date you’re not thrilled about going on.

Gemini     05.21-06.21
The moon is making you picky today. Nothing seems good enough for you, even if you’d normally love it. Your friends can take heart in knowing this will pass.

Cancer     06.22-07.21
Ask a friend about a major decision you’re making today. He might have insight into your situation that you have overlooked.

Leo     07.22-08.22
Watch your bank account today. Whether you have been eating out a lot or have just purchased a big-ticket item, you’re close to having a problem with your bills.

Virgo     08.23-09.22
Cover your butt today. Take extra steps to be sure that you don’t get blamed for some wrongdoing at work or in your personal life.

Libra     09.23-10.22
It’s time you took responsibility for your mess. Yes, that means you need to clean your house before you start growing killer mold.

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