Your holiday horoscope: Way to go, Cancer
by JenBem | November 25, 2009 at 7:30 am
Posted in b the paper, horoscopes
Here is your astrological forecast for the holiday weekend of Nov. 25-Nov.29 courtesy of your resident scopetress Jen Bem.
Sagittarius 11.22-12.21
The sun will encourage you to do something drastic with your look, such as cut your hair short or pay for manscaping. Get a second opinion before you commit.
Capricorn 12.22-01.19
If you’re feeling under the weather today, stay home and get better. Don’t tough out a cold while infecting every person you come into contact with the next few days.
Aquarius 01.20-02.18
Mercury suggests going out with friends. It looks as though you’ll be partying straight through the week.
Pisces 02.19-03.20
Stop ignoring that important project. Whether it’s applications for a job or for law school, Saturn is telling you to be more productive.
Aries 03.21-04.19
Calling an old friend is bound to make you feel nostalgic. Neptune thinks you should figure out who your real friends are. You might be surprised by what you discover.
Taurus 04.20-05.20
Don’t overdo it on yummy food and desserts this week. You don’t want to undo all the hard work you’ve put into your banging body during the course of a few days.
Gemini 05.21-06.21
You’ll realize today that a relationship you thought was important really isn’t. Take time away from this person and think about the best way to cut ties.
Cancer 06.22-07.21
Jupiter will give you a pat on the back for a job well done. You’ll handle stress and uncomfortable situations with ease today. There’s nothing but smooth sailing ahead.
Leo 07.22-08.22
You’re all about indulging in sweets and inducing a carb coma this Thanksgiving. Go for it. Uranus says you can make up for it next week.
Virgo 08.23-09.22
Use this holiday to reconnect with people you’ve lost touch with. It’s not always easy to give these relationships the attention they deserve, but now is the time to do it.
Libra 09.23-10.22
The moon is giving you an extra spark that makes you irresistible. It’s up to you to test it out, though. Let someone try and say “no” to you.
Scorpio 10.23-11.21
Spend time with your honey this afternoon. You’ll be caught up in family business over the next few days, so you should get in alone time when you can.
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November 26th, 2009 at 12:34 am | Please log in to reply. | Log in to rate this comment | report this comment
I know what it really means, but "Way to go, Cancer" is just a weird headline.