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Ravens can’t dance, but they can run the rock

by Matt Vensel | December 14, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Posted in NFL, Ravens, b the paper, sports

Le’Ron McClain can’t dance. Neither can Troy Smith, apparently. Ray Rice simply flexes his biceps. And Willis McGahee? It seems every time he tries to bust a move in the end zone, he gets mobbed by his teammates.

The fact that we now know the Ravens runners need to take some dancing lessons — maybe Kelley Washington can help them out — is a major cause for optimism heading into the season’s final three games.

Thanks to the return of Baltimore’s three-headed backfield beast — a monster that this season has inexplicably been seen as scarcely as the one from Loch Ness — Sunday’s game against the Lions quickly turned into a 48-3 Ravens rout and an impromptu episode of “So You Think You Can Dance.”

As the 7-6 Ravens ran for 308 yards and a franchise- record five rushing touchdowns, the aforementioned dancing quartet took turns embarrassing themselves in the end zone. None was worse than McClain’s tummy-shaking shimmy — we’ll call it the “Jelly Roll.” I’m not sure fans will want to see that dance again. They’ll take the six points but will avert their eyes once Mount McClain starts rumbling.

The Ravens won’t get any style points for the way they embarrassed the Lions on a cold, rainy, windy afternoon at M&T Bank Stadium, and that’s OK. They used to not care about that sort of thing. They didn’t try to impress the judges a year ago when they got physical like Olivia Newton-John and lugged the rock the whole way to the AFC title game.

This season, however, Ravens offensive coordinator Cam Cameron has been obsessed with transforming his unit into one of those pretty, pass-happy offenses he sees lighting up scoreboards in New Orleans, Indianapolis and San Diego.

But with a talented young line and a strong stable of backs, the Ravens are constructed to be a running team. Finally, in Week 14, the Ravens made a concerted effort to establish the ground game and stick with it until the final whistle.

Sure, the Lions suck, and emotionally, they had already boarded the flight back to Detroit by halftime, but it was refreshing to see those old ugly Ravens back in the building.

Rice, who racked up 219 total yards on 17 touches, made the Lions look like old hound dogs chasing a hare — except the old hound dogs were blind and had only three legs. When Rice was pulled from the game for precautionary reasons, McGahee and McClain pounded away at the Lions and quickly eroded the visitors’ desire to be on the field. The Ravens ran the ball 40 times and averaged 7.7 yards a pop.

Cameron’s smart game plan also took some pressure off Joe Flacco, who was consistently accurate for the first time in more than a month — unless you’re counting his performance in that terrible, oft-aired Pizza Hut commercial.

Once again, I’ll concede that the run-oriented offensive dominance came at the expense of the Lions, who have now lost 19 consecutive road games. But with the Bears and the Raiders — two teams in the NFL’s bottom third at stopping the run — coming up on the schedule, as well as a date with the struggling Steelers in Pittsburgh, the Ravens should stick to this script in their quest for 10 wins and the playoffs.

That may mean we’ll be forced to see more of the Jelly Roll, but fans will be busting out awkward dance moves, too, if the Ravens can rumble their way into the playoffs.

Matt Vensel is a content creator for b. E-mail him at matt@bthesite.com.


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14 responses.

  1. Dont talk about Bandwagon jumping! You were on Pittsburghs and you also bashed the Ravens! Looks like you on board(you need to buy a $15 bandwagon ticket first), I bet you even pick the Ravens to beat Pittsburgh in 2 weeks on your predictions! If I recall you put the question in the Water Cooler about waving the White Flag, the only flag we are waving is the playoff flag! Hop on board....before the doors shuts for good!

  2. Tim, when are you finally going to figure out that I'm not a Ravens fan and that I cover the team for a living?

  3. Matt, have u been drinking lately? I think Anne or Jordan should give you a Breath-a-lizer test before u write another story! Maybe you should change it from the Water Cooler to the Beer Cooler...now that would be more exciting if you ask me! I know the Ravens arent your team! You are from Pa, you get mad any time I call Roethlisberger... Little Ben. So I know who your team is, I am Smarter than a 5th Grader....Jeff Foxworthy owes me some prize money! But why I havent appeared in the Beer Cooler for some time has me puzzled like a Rubix Cube! Twitter has always been in the Cooler! Maybe YOU should dunk your head under the Ice Cold Water like a Clown at a Carnival Dunking Booth, and come back to reality...wake up...sober up!!Merry Christmas....this is your invitation to AAA!

  4. Here's the deal, Tim: I try to make an effort to respond to everyone's comments and have a constructive conversation with them. But honestly, how am I supposed to respond to something like this? Every time I write a column, you go on some bizarre rant about nothing. At this point, I'm not going to bother responding to you unless you have something remotely reasonable to say.

  5. Sounds like a DEAL....never make a deal with the internet devil...me...hahahaha!

  6. Did Tim just learn what a simile is....

    But why I havent appeared in the Beer Cooler for some time has me puzzled like a Rubix Cube!

    Maybe YOU should dunk your head under the Ice Cold Water like a Clown at a Carnival Dunking Booth.

  7. I guess I now know what a simile is...hey I havent been to school in like 16 years...you tend to forget things over the years...lol.

  8. I don't know which is funnier, Tims Incoherent ramblings, or the fact that Raven's fans look at a win over the LIONS as a Huge Victory.. Talking to people at work today, You'd think that They had just beaten the Saints or the Dolts..However, I AM glad that I was on my way back from Boston(I attended a REAL football game on Sunday,even though they looked TERRIBLE against the Panthers) I cant imagine how excited these people were yesterday.. ITS THE LIONS, ATTENTION BALTIMORE FANS, PACK IT UP, YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THIS IS NOT YOUR YEAR... ITS OK, IT HAPPENS.. TRUST ME I KNOW BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU!

  9. Please, only the stupid fans get excited about games like this, and every fanbase has them.

  10. Well, there are things about Sunday to be excited about, but it's not the final score of the game. For example, the Ravens got back to running the ball. Oniel Cousins played well at right tackle. Lardarius Webb (with a little help) shut down Calvin Johnson.

    It's cool for fans to feel good about positive signs like those, but they shouldn't be going too nuts about beating the Lions by 45 points. I still counts as one in the win column.

  11. I agree, there are certainly some significant positives to take out of this game. I was referring to the people who think the Ravens are going to the Super Bowl now because they beat the Lions.

  12. Wait, they're not? I thought that clinched it.

  13. Speaking of stupid fans, I took a buddy (who is a Ravens fan)to the Pats game this weekend, and He was SHOCKED at how much different it is up there, no fighting, no violence against the other teams fans(granted it was the panthers, but I've had some TERRIBLE experiences at Baltimore sporting events) Baltimore has some of the WORST fans on the east coast at least when it comes to football. It seems like they empty the Trailer parks out for the games and stick the residents in random tailgates around the city

  14. Lol sawxfaninmd!