So, here’s the official (read: boring) stuff I’m supposed to say. I was born in San Diego, moved to North Carolina when I was 10 and graduated with a degree in journalism from the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. I’m the assistant editor of b.
There — happy?
And now I’ll complete this in the now-ubiquitous MySpace survey format. And, yes, these 5 questions are actually taken from surveys my friends (who have too much time on their hands) have filled out:
1. Do you think too much or too little?
A: Hmm ... Let me ponder that for a while.
2. When was the last time you cried?
A: When I was so nicely reminded that I actually have to fill out this survey.
3. What season do you like best?
A: Fall. I have a sweater fetish. It’s less damaging than it sounds.
4. Who’s the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
A: The prostitutes that are coming out ever-so-earlier. Seriously, you’re called women of the night for a reason. Sun = no hooking.
5. Do you think too much or too little?
A: My co-workers can answer that one. E-mail them.
E-mail me at jordan(at)bthesite.com.
October 6, 2008 at 8:48 pm by Jordan Bartel
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From today's b, the paper
Seventy million Americans, part of Generation Y, have never taken a drink out of a separate water fountain.
They’ve never known a time when interracial relationships ...
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October 6, 2008 at 9:30 am by Jordan Bartel
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From today's b, the paper
It's starting to feel like Tina Fey is running for vice president.
Fey again returned to “Saturday Night Live” to play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin ...
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October 6, 2008 at 9:00 am by Jordan Bartel
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From today's b, the paper
magic’s biggest secrets finally revealed
8-9 p.m. {WUTB-24} MYTV
Sadly not revealed: The appeal of Criss Angel.
i want to work for diddy
9-10 p.m. {VH1}
Season finale. I wonder if ...
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October 5, 2008 at 1:24 pm by Jordan Bartel
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This was bound to happen.
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October 3, 2008 at 10:00 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Baltimore, art/photography, arts, b the paper, baltimore news | Add Comment »
From today's b, the paper
“Food for Fish” // SINGLE CARROT THEATRE
Single Carrot opens its promising second season with a comedy about people alternating between reality and dreamland. Written by off-Broadway ...
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October 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm by Jordan Bartel
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From today's b, the paper
The federal Copyright Royalty Board on Thursday left the royalty that songwriters receive on sales of CDs and digital downloads at 9.1 cents per song for ...
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October 2, 2008 at 9:00 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in TV, b the paper, celebrity, comic books, entertainment, movies, music, presidential election | 3 Comments »
From today's b, the paper
Bow brings out vote
Bow Wow once thought politics was only for “old folks,” but the 21-year-old rapper said he’s had a change of heart and wants ...
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October 1, 2008 at 9:09 pm by Jordan Bartel
Posted in b the paper, biden, palin, politics, presidential election | 4 Comments »
From today's b, the paper
Will the gloves come off when the veteran senator takes on the young guv for today's debate? Here’s a primer Jordan Bartel
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October 1, 2008 at 4:49 pm by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Baltimore, TV, b the paper, entertainment, local celeb | 3 Comments »
There will be a bit of Baltimore flavor in the upcoming season of Bravo's "Top Chef."
It was announced today that Jill Snyder (above), the executive chef at Red Maple in ...
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October 1, 2008 at 9:00 am by Jordan Bartel
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From today's b, the paper
martha stewart show
8-9 p.m. {FINE LIVING}
Ludacris stops by. That’s all you need to know.
america’s got talent
9-10 p.m. {WBAL-21} NBC
Season finale. Find out who’s crowned most inane ...
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