So, here’s the official (read: boring) stuff I’m supposed to say. I was born in San Diego, moved to North Carolina when I was 10 and graduated with a degree in journalism from the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. I’m the assistant editor of b.
There — happy?
And now I’ll complete this in the now-ubiquitous MySpace survey format. And, yes, these 5 questions are actually taken from surveys my friends (who have too much time on their hands) have filled out:
1. Do you think too much or too little?
A: Hmm ... Let me ponder that for a while.
2. When was the last time you cried?
A: When I was so nicely reminded that I actually have to fill out this survey.
3. What season do you like best?
A: Fall. I have a sweater fetish. It’s less damaging than it sounds.
4. Who’s the most annoying person in your neighborhood?
A: The prostitutes that are coming out ever-so-earlier. Seriously, you’re called women of the night for a reason. Sun = no hooking.
5. Do you think too much or too little?
A: My co-workers can answer that one. E-mail them.
E-mail me at jordan(at)bthesite.com.
March 8, 2010 at 12:37 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Baltimore, Oscars, TV, b the paper, movies | 4 Comments »
Lots of love for “The Hurt Locker.” A first-time female director win for Kathryn Bigelow. The dude abides. Sandra Bullock eked out the win. And “Precious” had a big night ...
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March 8, 2010 at 12:28 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in 10 spot, Baltimore, TV, art/photography, arts, b the paper, celebrity, entertainment, events, movies, music, outings, sports | Add Comment »
1. ACC Tournament
(Thursday-Sunday on RAYCOM and ESPN): If you’re not hardcore enough to travel to Greensboro, N.C., to see if Gary Williams’ Terps can win their first ACC tourney since ...
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March 5, 2010 at 11:26 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in b the paper, celebrity, pop culture | 3 Comments »
Still coming down from the unexpectedly riveting Winter Olympics? We’ve got you covered. Here’s our pop culture week in review — with a bit of Olympics chaser to go down ...
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March 5, 2010 at 10:31 am by Jordan Bartel
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So, who really votes for the Oscars? Members of the Academy — actors, directors, writers, cinematographers. Even PR people. We’re none of those, but it doesn’t mean we can’t pretend. ...
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March 4, 2010 at 9:03 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Baltimore, arts, b the paper | 3 Comments »
LADIES NIGHTS
Grrl Parts
University of Maryland Baltimore County
Grrl Parts, an annual showcase that used to go by the unfortunate name IN10, specifically commissions new roles for actresses. And they get some ...
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March 2, 2010 at 7:54 pm by Jordan Bartel
Posted in b the paper, movies, poll | 1 Comment »
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March 1, 2010 at 9:33 pm by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Lifestyles, b the paper, love, news, sex | 16 Comments »
They said she was just a waste of life.
All because Lauren Pierce wasn’t showing interest in dating, in relationships, in kissing.
She heard this from classmates in middle school and ...
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February 28, 2010 at 9:30 pm by Jordan Bartel
Posted in 10 spot, Baltimore, TV, alcohol, b the paper, books, celebrity, entertainment, events, movies, music, outings | 2 Comments »
1. ‘Alice in Wonderland’
It’s pretty clear this is going to be one hell of a trip down the rabbit hole with Tim Burton’s refreshingly modern take on the childhood classic. ...
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February 26, 2010 at 11:24 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in TV, b the paper, celebrity, pop culture | 1 Comment »
Whether you were figuring out curling or deciphering Lil Wayne’s emo tweets, we’re pretty sure you had a busy week. So we’ve been keeping track of the pop culture highlights ...
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February 25, 2010 at 11:04 am by Jordan Bartel
Posted in Baltimore, art/photography, arts, b the paper, entertainment, outings | 2 Comments »
handy work ‘American Craft Council Show’
BALTIMORE CONVENTION CENTER
A big reason we love this show (now in its 34th year) is that we in no way could ever glaze a bowl ...
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