action alarm clock
No more hitting the snooze button. Introducing the $33 Danger Bomb Alarm Clock. Every morning, a code is displayed on the screen. It’s up to you to put the appropriate wires together to turn it off. C’mon, it’s fun! All right, maybe not.
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eternal bubble wrap
A love for popping bubble wrap — it’s the one thing every human being could have in common. And now, there’s a better way than ever to get your fix. Introducing the $60 PuchiPuchi. Press the popping buttons and get your fix filled. Pop on!
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never-tired head massager
Sure, you love massages. But, unless you live with a masseuse, you’re lucky to get your significant other to dole out one a week. Well, if you like head or scalp massages, you’re in luck. Place the $12 massager on your head and move it up and down for never-ending goodness. Aah.
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Matt Simon is a student at Goucher College. E-mail him at matt.r.simon@gmail.com. His column appears Wednesdays.