Give the special gift of the Rock Chick {thanks, Rocks-Off Ltd.)

Despite its gams-tastic cover, b’s holiday gift guide last week was, sadly, sexy-free — in case you count the Snuggie as sexy.

We’re sure someone, somewhere, does.So, in order to right this wrong, I’ve decided to compile my favorite sexy gifts this year.

No, I haven’t tried them myself. That would be expensive/tiring (but probably fun).

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Let the great Snuggie debate begin {thanks, Get Snuggie}

$13 Kinoki Cleansing Detox Foot Pads amazon.com
We don’t know what would make you look worse: giving these to someone as if to say, “Dude, you really need a deep cleanse” or being gullible enough to fall for this proven scam. Either way, you’d probably lose a friend — and your dignity.

$14.95 Fart Lauderdale Hat zazzle.com
Hmm, where to start? First of all, we don’t even know what this “joke” is. We can’t tell if it’s making fun of Fort Lauderdale, Fla., (if so, why?) or if the creator just thinks it’s hilarious. Also, we thought mesh hats were banned by consensus in 2001.

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