My son Ferris - The BoyTM as we’ve affectionately branded him in ad circles - is a lovable little guy. He flashes wide, toothless smiles. He likes to chew on his plush reindeer toy. And he’s enamored with lamps and other lighting fixtures. I like him. And I want to continue liking him.
So I’m begging everyone this Christmas: Please don’t contribute to making him a raging douche.

























